RUBONICS

RUBE VERNACULAR ENGLISH

or

REDONICS –REDNECK VERNACULAR ENGLISH

The way we would have it.

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ADDER  After

ADDER WHILE

AD DUL That will

ADDS   That is

AFAR, A fire.

AIR Their

AMER I GUN, American

AMUR I GUN, American

  UN (an) AMUR I GUN

  Is zee (is he) UN AMUR I GUN?

AT AIR  That one, there.

AT UN   That one

He AUDDER not.

  He HADDEN AUGHTER

  YUAUD DER You aught to..

 

He BEDDER He should.

BUSTED

BUST OPENS, packaged snacks.

 

Can you see your way CLEAR to do…

CLEAR, PLUMB, SLAP, SLAM

Completely

   Related, plumb-nelley

Dead right etc.

fr. Top dead center- tech term

CO COLA

COKER KOLA

CROAGER SACK

A croaker sack, A burlap bag

          A toe sack

CUM  MERE Come here

  M’ERE! Come here!

CUM MONE NOVER

 

DA…   they

DAT   that

DAD  JU? Is that you?

DADS HIT

DADS ZUN NUF

   That’s enough

DATS DAT   That is that

DATS  ZU  NUVE

  ADS  ZUN NUFF

DAINT  They ain’t

 

DAINT NO MO

DAZE  They is…

DAZE ZUH WONZE  ones

DAZE  ZOV VAIR

…over there

DESE, These

DESE HERE - SHERE

DI RECK LEY

  TO RECKLEY

          Implying after a while or

in a minute--from but not as in

I will come directly.

DIS- / DIZ- / DIZZ-, This

DIS  SHERE  This here..

DIS HERE

DIZZ-HEAR

DIZ ZEAR

DIS  SUN

DUH, DU, TUH   To…

   MORROW

DUR REG GLY

DUR RECK LY

 

E  he

E TOL EM!

EAR  here

EM  AIRE  them there / those

EVER  WHICH ER WAY

EVER  WHOOCHER WAY

EVER ZEEN?

EZE  he is.

EZE ALL EAT UP

EZE  FINNER  do it

EZE - EZER  GOANA

EZE UH                 

EZE  OV  AIR

EASE ZUH WON

 

FIXING TO  Preparing to.. 

  FID NER

  FIT NER

  FINNER

FIZE ZEM, If I (was) them.

FIZE ZEM, IDER DUN BEEN GONE.

 

GONER

GON NER

 

HADEN’T AUGHTER

HAFF FUV VEM.1/2 of them.

It HARDLY hurt uh-tall.

HEGEN He can..

 EEGEN …

HEZE, EZE  He is…

HESE ZEN AIR. He is in there.

          Ee-zen air

  Sheezen, dazeen etc.

HOOSE  (Ho is)  ZAT

HOW COME?

  Fr. How did it come to be?

HIDS  It is …

HIDS DISSUN

HITS DISSUN

HITS  DUN NOVER

HITS  ZALL OVER

HITTEL be there.

HIT TUZ  (was) ZEM

HITZ (is)  ZOVER

HIZE  YO, How is your…

Mommer en em?

HIGGO. Here (you) go

 

ILL LE ZAY… DADD THEY WUZ?

  Will he say that they were.

IMA sun nuver gun

IFV VAT…, If that ain’t.

IS ZEE UN AMUR I GUN?

IZ ZE a redneck ?

 

JU ZEE EM?

  Did you see them?

JU KNOW EM?

 

KAANG GID NO BEDDER

  Can’t get no better.

 

LEARNT past ten. learn.

LEAST UN  Least (smallest) one.

LEM ME FIZ DIZ Let me fix this.

LEMME ZEE

LEMME NO

LIL-LO BIDDY

  .. a lilo biddy un.

LUF TER I’d lufter go.

 

LEM ME NO Let me know.

LUCKER HEAR.

LUGG ER HEAR  Look er here

LUGG GEAR

 

 

 

 

MASH NUMER FO

MEERE!  Come here!

MOMMER N NEM  Mother and them.

MONSTER MENTAL

   Monumental

MON I STER

MON NOVER Come On over.

Cone MOVER EAR                 here

MUSTER, He must have…

 

NAIR ONE  Neither one

NAW   No.

NAWD, JU?   No, did you?

NE MO

    GOT NE MO ? ..any more.

NEED MO?

NEED NE MO UV EM?

..need any more of them

 

NO COUNT  Fr. Not to be counted.

    He is a no count varment.

NOD DU NUF FUV EM

  Not enough of them

NOD JET    Not yet.

NOT NUN NUV-EM

  Not nun (any) of them

NUN NUV-VIT None of it.

 

ONLY EST UN The only one

ON LEST UN

ONLY EST

ON LEST

OV’AIR Over there.

OVER YONDER From Yond.

 

PLUMB, As by a plumb bob, or

exactly. Completely.

He is PLUM outer du maders.

PLUM FULL

PLUM  NELLEY  … nearly.

PORCH, Porsche

 

SUM NOTHER

SUM-M-UN NUTHER

 

I RECKON Colloq. fr. To reckon.

REGGON

RUINT

 

SEE ADDER To see after- to care for

SKERCE as hen’s teeth.

SUM / ZUM  some

SUM NOTHER

  Something (or the) other

SU-EM UH NOTHER

 

TU RECKLY

  To reckly, fr directly but inferring

  “Adder a while”.

TALE WID DUM

TUH HALE WID EM!

TU ALE WID DIT ..it.

THANK GUUN-NESS

 

He USTER  Corr. of  Used to

UN..  i.e.Un nough for enough

 

WAN NESE  One of these

WALLER MELLON

WEREN’T.

WHAUD What did?

WHAUD DE  ZAY?

WHAUD  JU  ZAY?

WHAUD DEN..  What in..?

WHAUDER DESE? What are these?

WHAUDDER what are…

WHAUTEN ALE?

WHATER DEM?

WHICH ER…way?

WHINE  Why in…?

WINE NALE …Why in hell?

WHUR Where 

WHUREN ALE

WHURDEN ALE ?

WHURE BOUTS?

WHURED DE GO?

WHAUDEN What in?

WHURES – Where is?

WHURES ZAY AT?

WHURES ZID (it) DAT?

WHAUTS ZEM?

WHAS YO SUM DEAT?

  Where is your “Something to eat?”

WHOZE  ZAT Who is that.

WHUR MUR Where are my…?

Wid.., With

WON, One (often)

WON NESE On of these.

WONE ESE

WONE  NUV  EM  one of them

WON NEM AIRE

WORSH yo mouf out

WUDDEN Wasn’t

WUDDEN’T

 

YAWLL

YOU ALL

YEAVER (Did you ever?)

YAWTER You aught to…

YAW DER

   YOU ODDER

YAULL WAR ICH ISS!

YAUNTER

YAUL WAAG JISS!

YEAA-ER Yes

YEA-YUER  

YEAR  near  BOUT

YEAR  LEY BOUT

YOU WON NER Do you won’t to

YOU ONT Do you want

YOU ONT SUM?

YUONT

YOUNT NEY MO … any more?

YUONT WAN NESE? …one of these?

 

YOUNT  You will not..

YOUONT GET NE MO

YOU WON-NER? Do you want to?

YOWER Your.

 

ZAT  Is that

ZAT  YOU?

ZOVER  …is over.

Hit’s ZOV AIR

ZAD  JU? Is that you

ZESE ZU WONES? (Are) these the ones?

ZUM MESE? Some of this?

  SUM MISS